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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

And here we observe the ber token, a creature that lived precisely long enough to document its own extinction. Born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem of concentrated wealth, it attracted just enough curious investors to generate $48,752 in volume before the gravitational pull of its top 10 holders—commanding 97.6% of all supply—proved insurmountable. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, ber's imminent collapse was not a question of if, but an elegant mathematical certainty.