TURDCOIN/CYNy..bN6M
FLATLINED
turdcoin

turdcoinCYNygGWQJr6tjSSKxjVhLdsVBxWyiQaYNKekz2khbN6M

$turdcoinCYNy..bN6M
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, evaporated liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.6K
-2.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.2K
Volume 24h
$0.6000
Holders
37
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.75B
Price USD
$1.80e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Turdcoin: A One-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Turdcoin—a creature that achieved death before it could properly achieve life. With ninety percent of its population concentrated in merely ten predators, and liquidity pools as empty as a hyena's conscience, this token represents nature's most efficient pump-and-dump cycle: the ambitious sprint of the newly minted, the bewildered gasp of retail investors, and the triumphant exodus of insiders—all compressed into a single hour of spectacular financial Darwinism.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.2K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.6000 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, evaporated liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

Born at midnight, orphaned by dawn—a monument to why 'revoked authorities' can't revoke human greed

Holders

§ 04 · 37 wallets
Top 1
97.6%
Top 5
99.6%
Top 10
99.8%
014jJP...Qzcb97.56%
02A7zD...hjtK1.60%
038pAw...BhF20.20%
04C3rX...k7qN0.11%
057onr...61PC0.11%
06Cm65...q3850.05%
07rx7z...eshX0.05%
08E457...9vaz0.05%
099L2u...S39D0.04%
108psN...VRtf0.04%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
52.69 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
52.69 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 3 holders · scanned 31d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 3 known