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Kick Cat: A Fourteen-Day Extinction Event

Here we observe the carcass of Kick Cat, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of complete financial necrosis whilst still technically alive. With zero liquidity and a volume so modest it wouldn't sustain a mosquito, this token entered a death spiral so thorough that even its authorities had to be revoked—a mercy killing, if you will. The 21 remaining holders clutch their bags with the desperation of shipwreck survivors, though there is no lifeboat coming.