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Albert's Spectacular Birth-to-Death Sprint

In nature, we observe a rare phenomenon: the token that achieved complete lifecycle in mere hours, a financial mayfly whose existence was measured not in seasons but in screenshots. Albert arrived stillborn into a hostile ecosystem, its liquidity drained before first breath, its governance stripped away like a newborn antelope before the wolves.