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Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already displaying the vital signs of a dying creature. The concentrated grip of its top holders (92.4%) leaves no room for natural selection; only extinction. As liquidity evaporates like morning dew on the Serengeti, plzdontkillus discovers that revoked authorities provide no protection from the inevitable march of entropy.