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Angry Cat's Catastrophic Birth and Immediate Demise

In what can only be described as a spectacular stillbirth in the Solana ecosystem, Angry Cat emerged into existence mere hours ago, already gasping for air. The token's three holders—likely its creators and a bewildered accomplice—watched in stunned silence as their creation hemorrhaged 73% of its value before lunch, a financial mortality rate that would make even the most predatory nature documentarian wince.