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Newborn Pump-and-Dump Expires After One Hour

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen so exquisitely volatile it achieved a 1984% price appreciation in mere moments—a mathematical impossibility masquerading as opportunity. Born just sixty minutes prior, this token attracted 556 hopeful investors like moths to a flame, unaware they were merely fuel for the inevitable incineration. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities proved merely cosmetic theater; concentration in ten wallets told the far more sinister story.