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Newborn Token's Spectacular Hour-Long Collapse

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of 'p is everything'—a token so confident in its philosophical positioning that it lost a third of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it Tuesday. Remarkably, despite its one-hour lifespan, it managed to generate $169k in volume—a final, desperate death thrash of capital seeking meaning.