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SpaceXAI Reaches Final Frontier: Oblivion

Here we observe the cadaver of SpaceXAI, a token that launched with astronomical ambitions but achieved escape velocity in precisely the wrong direction. In its 915 hours of existence, it accumulated precisely 49 believers and $3,363 in liquidity—a sum that wouldn't fuel an actual SpaceX rocket's catering budget. The creature expired not with a bang, but with the sort of whimper that $0.48 in daily volume produces.