CAUSE OF DEATH
Infinite Money Glitch: A Zero-Hour Obituary
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a creature that never truly lived—born and expired in the same breath, much like a mayfly with commitment issues. The Infinite Money Glitch arrived with all the permanence of a sand castle at high tide, its promises of infinity meeting the rather finite reality of zero liquidity. One must admire the audacity: a token so dead on arrival it makes stillborns look like marathon runners.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural implosion via mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It promised infinite money but couldn't even afford to exist for an hour. Nature's cruelest joke: launching a token to learn what zero actually means."
