THE ONLY TEK THAT MATTERS/CUYd..pump
FLATLINED
the only tek that matters

the only tek that mattersCUYdeVH8A5Hns2BA8tnDPcRNbRGYu36yTe2Lym3Fpump

$uponlytekCUYd..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration meeting complete market apathy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
Liquidity
$3.0K
Volume 24h
$0.4700
Holders
49
FDV
$1.47B
Price USD
$1.47e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Only Tek That Mattered: Concentration

In the unforgiving savanna of blockchain finance, we observe the skeletal remains of uponlytek—a creature that survived 1082 hours only to discover that revoked authorities meant nothing when 99.8% of its population was held by a select few apex predators. Like a lion watching its zebra herd collapse from sheer boredom, the market has moved on, leaving behind mere whispers of trading volume and the faint scent of abandoned wallets.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.0K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.4700 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration meeting complete market apathy
Patient Note

It was the only tek that mattered—to absolutely nobody, and only then for $2,996.96.

Holders

§ 04 · 49 wallets
Top 1
99.0%
Top 5
99.5%
Top 10
99.8%
01HMUU...d4U699.02%
028psN...VRtf0.14%
034B6h...1ci50.12%
04HeEw...KYCc0.10%
053WDg...W9mP0.09%
06F6Ko...fnKr0.09%
075r6i...tZmYAUTOPSY0.07%
08DBpe...dH1y0.06%
098UVh...Vs620.05%
1078NG...ueyV0.03%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
2.00 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
2.00 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 44d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known