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Bags Bank: A Two-Hour Miracle Gone Wrong

Here we observe the remarkable Bags Bank, a token that achieved the impossible: climbing 489% in mere hours, only to discover that miracles require an audience with actual liquidity. With zero dollars available to exit and 99.2% concentrated among a baker's dozen of holders, this specimen demonstrates nature's most elegant solution to the question 'what if everyone wanted to leave simultaneously?'