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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

Here we observe the Hermes Agent Control Room, a creature born mere moments ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of terminal velocity. With zero liquidity and 87% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of ten parasitic holders, this token has achieved what few manage: a complete lifecycle from conception to extinction in a single rotation of the Earth. One might say it never had a prayer, though the 128% price swing suggests someone certainly prayed—just to the wrong god.