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Newborn Token Dies of Excessive Success

Here we observe a curious specimen of the pump-and-dump variety, mere hours old yet already experiencing the financial equivalent of a supernova. The authorities have been revoked—a mercy killing of sorts—leaving this infant crypto with no parental oversight as it thrashes through its death throes. One can only admire the brutal efficiency with which an 890% spike precedes the inevitable gravitational collapse.