CAUSE OF DEATH
Holy Drip Dies Before It Lives
Born at dawn with all the promise of a newborn gazelle, Holy Drip survived precisely long enough to witness its own demise. The creature's liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti, whilst ninety-nine percent of its genetic material pooled in the hands of a select few predators. In nature, we call this a food chain; in crypto, we call it a Tuesday.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and newborn fragility
EPITAPH
"It was holy in name only; dripping exclusively toward the exit."