CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Gorilla Succumbs to Instant Wealth Inequality
In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we witness a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale symptoms of catastrophic concentration. With seventy-six percent of its genetic material held by merely ten alpha predators, this young gorilla never stood a chance; nature abhors such vacuum, and the market abhors such imbalance even more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration shock, zero liquidity rejection
EPITAPH
"It had forty-four holders and everything to prove, except liquidity, distribution, or time."