Bidened: A Stillborn Memecoin Tragedy

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the carcass of Bidened, a token so spectacularly worthless it achieved negative utility within hours of conception. Born into a world of only two holders—both seemingly engaged in an elaborate financial prank—this creature never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum of liquidity with the same vigor it abhors a vacuum of any other kind.