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MOONPEPE: A Cryptocurrency Tragedy in Three Acts

And so we observe the final moments of MOONPEPE, a creature whose vital signs—a mere $4,273 in liquidity and $61 in daily volume—suggest it expired some time ago, though no one bothered to check for a pulse. With 91% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of ten specimens, this token's evolutionary strategy appears to have been 'hope nobody notices the concentration,' a tactic that has, regrettably, failed catastrophically.