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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was merely the hollow echo of $56,000 in volume moving between 29 desperate souls, like vultures squabbling over a carcass still warm from the incubator. One cannot help but admire the efficiency of its demise—achieving complete irrelevance in less time than it takes to brew a proper cup of tea.