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Lunar Bovine Dreams Die in Infancy

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that burned brilliantly for merely sixty minutes—a cow, it seemed, had reached for the moon but found only the void. With zero liquidity and a concentration of wealth so extreme it would make oligarchs blush, this creature was less a token and more a carefully orchestrated exit strategy wrapped in whimsy.