Cryptocoin: A One-Hour Tragedy in Three Acts

Here we observe the cryptocoin, a creature that burst forth into the world with all the vitality of a mayfly on espresso. In merely sixty minutes, it achieved what takes most tokens weeks to accomplish: complete and utter irrelevance. The beast's final moments were characterized by a desperate 21.8% convulsion, a last-ditch thrashing against the inevitable as its ninety-eight percent concentrated in ten holders quietly whispered exit strategies.