LAOEL AUDEMAN/CNCb..pump
FLATLINED
Laoel Audeman

Laoel AudemanCNCbhhKbQuSwTashDv2yPuUkhKnft4iW3ZK6WLAupump

CNCb..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meeting absolute abandonment

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+0.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$11.71
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeStale And DryHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.06B
Price USD
$2.06e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Two Whales, Zero Liquidity, Complete Extinction

Here we observe the Laoel Audeman token in its final, gasping moments—a creature that never truly lived, merely existed in a state of suspended animation between two wallets. With zero liquidity and a mere $11.71 in daily volume, it achieved what few tokens manage: perfect market failure wrapped in the austere dignity of revoked authorities. The 3,719 hours of its existence represent a masterclass in financial futility.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$11.71 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meeting absolute abandonment
Patient Note

It had all the right credentials on paper—no mint authority, no freeze authority—yet somehow managed to be the most imprisoned asset in Solana's ecosystem.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.4%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Gken...AtsY99.36%
02Bumj...6nTF0.64%