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Stupidity Dies Spectacularly in First Hour

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved complete catastrophic failure before most investors finished their morning coffee. The $tupidHouse, born merely 60 minutes prior, experienced a 96.3% price collapse—a velocity of destruction rarely seen outside of actual house fires. Here, concentration of ownership at 98.2% proved not a feature of stability, but rather the architectural blueprint of its own demise.