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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Half-Day Collapse

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Mr Rabbit burst into existence mere hours ago, trading hands with the frantic energy of startled prey—only to discover that in this particular food chain, liquidity of ten thousand dollars is rather like bringing a carrot to a cryptocurrency war. The specimen's demise was remarkably swift: a 53% evisceration of value before the day's end, suggesting either magnificent incompetence or masterful predation.