CAUSE OF DEATH
COPE Token: A Two-Hour Miracle Turned Mirage
Here we observe the remarkable specimen of COPE, a token that burned through its entire lifecycle in merely 120 minutes—a pace that would make mayflies seem positively geriatric. The creature exhibited the classic signs of a pump-and-dump: explosive volatility, vanishing liquidity, and a top 10 holder concentration so severe it might as well have been a sarcophagus. One might say it did indeed help investors cope, just not in the way they'd hoped.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentrated whale ownership
EPITAPH
"It peaked before most people finished their morning coffee"