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Newborn Token Found Exsanguinated in Liquidity Pool

Here we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem with all the survival prospects of a mayfly in a blizzard. The authorities may be revoked, but the real killer was far more democratic: a concentrated cabal of seventy souls, holding the vast majority whilst the price hemorrhaged ninety-six percent in a single rotation of the earth. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, but markets simply abhor stupidity.