DEPARTMENT OF NO EFFICIENCY/CJzd..pump
TERMINAL
Department Of No Efficiency

Department Of No EfficiencyCJzdTzWGgy7gTw69HLmisbngSTc14FfBjMcgGu3Qpump

$DONECJzd..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, infant mortality, predatory dumping

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$4.8K
-85.7% · 24h
Liquidity
$5.3K
Volume 24h
$23.3K
Holders
123
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.74B
Price USD
$1.74e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Department of No Efficiency: A Rapid Demise

In the unforgiving Solana ecosystem, we observe a curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, already flatlined with an 85.7% hemorrhage. The alpha predators in the top ten chairs have claimed 77.5% of this fledgling's tissue, leaving common shareholders as mere spectators to their own liquidation. A cautionary tale of velocity over viability, where 'revoked authorities' proved insufficient protection against the market's indifference.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$5.3K pool depth.
Activity
Modest
$23.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 65.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, infant mortality, predatory dumping
Patient Note

Here lies DONE, which proved its acronym accurate within sixty minutes—a monument to the principle that revoking authority means nothing when the authorities already own the building.

Holders

§ 04 · 123 wallets
Top 1
51.2%
Top 5
65.4%
Top 10
77.5%
015Ayg...JW6951.24%
02Bhbe...YpFs4.50%
03Fr9C...qKQ2AUTOPSY3.41%
04CoR4...ftxV3.12%
053BzW...CEHj3.11%
06E9ew...y1W72.67%
07H41P...zAkH2.59%
08FmJV...T7UL2.42%
09Cw3A...rUns2.40%
10FwuE...k6JB2.05%