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FART: A One-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the FART token in its final moments—a creature that achieved a 171% pump in merely sixty minutes, only to discover that $0 liquidity is rather inhospitable to actual trading. Like a mayfly that learned to code, it burned brilliantly and catastrophically, leaving 104 bewildered investors to contemplate the 74.2% wealth concentrated in wallets that shall never be seen again.