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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, already expired. The 'Get a Job' token never quite managed to secure employment, having achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating 100% of its supply among its top holders whilst maintaining a liquidity pool of precisely nothing. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and the market abhors obvious pump-and-dumps.