SIDE EYE DOG/CJUK..pump
FLATLINED
Side Eye Dog

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Hyper-concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$5.7K
+97.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.9K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.49B
Price USD
$2.49e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Side Eye Dog: Born Dead, Died Faster

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Side Eye Dog—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before most humans finished their morning coffee. With a liquidity of zero and concentration so severe that the top holders could sneeze the entire market cap away, this token represents nature's perfect predator: the rug pull's patient cousin, waiting in tall grass.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Hyper-concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

It came. It saw. It lost 97.7% in 24 hours. The dog was not, in fact, having the last laugh.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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