CAUSE OF DEATH
Worry Froge: Born, Pumped, Vanished in Sixty Minutes
In the swamps of Solana, a peculiar amphibian emerged, gasping for liquidity it would never find. For one glorious hour, Worry Froge experienced a 968% ascent—a spectacular flight that required neither wings nor survival instincts. Alas, like its namesake concern, this token proved entirely ephemeral.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Zero liquidity meets infinite optimism
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"It worried for one hour, then became the worry itself."