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Pumpwork: Born Dead, Died Immediately

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's token garden, we observe a remarkable specimen—one so catastrophically engineered that it achieved negative value faster than most organisms achieve consciousness. Pumpwork's 306% price swing in 24 hours was not volatility; it was the financial equivalent of a mayfly experiencing its entire life cycle in a single afternoon, compressed into what appears to be mere moments. The revoked authorities and vanished liquidity suggest this token was not killed by market forces, but rather carefully, methodically arranged to die at birth.