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The Six Horsemen of the Tokenocalypse

Here we observe BULLGER, a specimen so thoroughly extinct that even its creators have abandoned it—six solitary holders clinging to digital ash, their bags as liquid as the Sahara. The token's remarkable achievement of 0% volume in 24 hours suggests a market so comprehensively uninterested that even the bots have filed for unemployment. Death by a thousand cuts would have been merciful; BULLGER simply ceased to exist while nobody was watching.