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Patchy: Born Broken, Dead Before Breakfast

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the tragic case of Patchy—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying in its infancy, before most retail investors had finished their morning coffee. With 99.7% of its meager existence concentrated in the hands of a fortunate few, and liquidity that exists only in the theoretical realm, Patchy represents nature's perfect cautionary tale: the apex predators ate first, and there was nothing left for the herd.