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ASS Token: A Brief, Mortifying Existence

Here we observe a specimen so thoroughly stillborn that calling it a token feels generous—a financial creature that existed for merely sixty minutes before the ecosystem's natural selection rendered its verdict. The top ten holders, clutching 98.7% of supply like vultures over carrion, have left precisely zero liquidity for the forty-two remaining bag holders, creating what scientists call 'a perfectly symmetrical exit scam.' One might admire the efficiency, if it weren't so tragically predictable.