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Trenchers in Football: A Newborn Stillbirth

Here we observe a specimen so ephemeral, so utterly devoid of purpose, that it achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem, this token was immediately abandoned by its creators—a mercy killing, one might argue. The three remaining holders, clutching their worthless bags like survivors of a shipwreck, bear witness to what can only be described as the financial equivalent of spontaneous combustion.