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Da Bih Tuh: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, Da Bih Tuh experienced what we might call a catastrophic market failure—or more accurately, a premeditated financial homicide masquerading as a token launch. Born at dawn and expired by breakfast, this specimen never quite achieved the magic of actual utility, instead demonstrating the remarkable ability to concentrate 100% of its wealth among seven holders whilst maintaining the liquidity profile of a ghost. One wonders if the revoked authorities were an act of mercy or merely the final indignity.