CAUSE OF DEATH
Donald Trollp: A Study in Concentration
Here we observe the Donald Trollp specimen, a mere 186-hour-old creature whose tragedy was written in its very genesis. With 97.1% of its genetic material concentrated in but ten individuals, this token never stood a chance—a financial Galápagos finch, except the islands are a liquidity pool worth less than a decent gaming PC. The revoked authorities suggest someone, at least, had the decency to disable the kill switch before nature took its inevitable course.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic wealth concentration and anemic liquidity
EPITAPH
"It lived hard, it lived fast, and it died exactly as it was always destined to: forgotten by everyone except the three whales who briefly owned it."
