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Smoking Pepe Expires in Five Days of Neglect

Here we observe the Smoking Pepe, a creature that burned brilliantly for precisely 117 hours before succumbing to the immutable laws of market predation. With 98.7% of its finite existence concentrated in the hands of ten alpha predators and a liquidity pool smaller than a moderately successful bake sale, the specimen never stood a chance. One can almost hear the faint wheeze of its $30.98 daily volume, a final breath barely perceptible against the vast indifference of the blockchain.