CALISTHENICPUMP/CAvW..pump
FLATLINED
CalisthenicPump

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$WORKOUTCAvW..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Hyperconcentrated ownership meets instant liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$5.0K
+83.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.7K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$10.02B
Price USD
$5.01e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Calisthenic Pump Collapses After Stillborn Launch

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: CalisthenicPump, born mere hours ago, already rigid with rigor mortis. What we witness here is not evolution, but rather a masterclass in financial futility—two holders, one liquidity pool, and an 83.7% price hemorrhage suggesting this token performed its final rep before expiring.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.7K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Hyperconcentrated ownership meets instant liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

It pumped once, briefly, like a final gasping breath before the bell jar of commerce sealed shut forever.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BGB4...VLMP100.00%