CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies of Acute Whale Predation
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness a creature so freshly born it had yet to draw its first sustainable breath. Within mere hours of conception, the top ten specimens—comprising nearly half the population—have begun their inexorable feast, leaving behind a hollowed husk of liquidity and shattered dreams. A cautionary tale of nature's cruelest rule: predators always hunt the young.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holder dominance, infant mortality syndrome
EPITAPH
"Phil arrived at midnight and left by breakfast—proof that even Grade A's can grade A for 'Absolutely Doomed.'"
