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Peace Initiative Dies Within First Hour

Here we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of self-immolation before its first birthday—a mere sixty minutes of existence marked by the telltale convulsions of a 149% pump followed by the deafening silence of zero liquidity. The fourteen-ton elephant in the room, of course, is that 82.4% of holders possess the keys to the kingdom, leaving our thirty-three remaining investors to contemplate the philosophical meaning of 'hodl' whilst watching their peace initiative transform into a geometric decline toward absolute zero.