TEDDY/C9ro..pump
FLATLINED
Teddy

TeddyC9roxNsni6icWTtaGGvbVHgzQk4fPMZNZZUSiZqJpump

C9ro..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity drainage and complete holder concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.1K
+14.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$8.81
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.18B
Price USD
$2.09e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Teddy: Born, Pumped, Dumped, Pronounced Dead

In what can only be described as a financial mayfly's fever dream, Teddy emerged into existence mere hours ago, already bearing all the hallmarks of a token destined for the great blockchain graveyard. With four holders controlling 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, this digital creature never stood a chance. A mere $8.81 in volume could not sustain it through even a single trading day.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$8.81 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity drainage and complete holder concentration
Patient Note

Here lies Teddy: zero hours old, already a cautionary tale whispered by bag holders to their therapists.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
50.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.00%
02GQxA...jidZ49.93%
03GRdZ...TydP0.04%
0494JB...1eSQ0.04%