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CRITICAL
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Illiquidity cascade meets bag-holder mathematics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$21.2K
+655.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$62.3K
Holders
117
Liquidity Drained
FDV
$21.21B
Price USD
$2.12e-5
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of imminent extinction. With zero liquidity and a suspiciously biblical 655% price movement, this creature never had a chance; nature abhors a vacuum, and the market abhors a 53% concentration of holdings in the alpha predators' jaws.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$62.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 40.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Illiquidity cascade meets bag-holder mathematics
Patient Note

It was real while it lasted—which is to say, not at all.

Holders

§ 04 · 117 wallets
Top 1
27.9%
Top 5
40.5%
Top 10
53.2%
01C72v...CP5327.91%
02G8tu...87Vw3.47%
037S2w...hdn7AUTOPSY3.08%047WpU...SxRFAUTOPSY3.06%
057DFS...J7ob3.03%
06GSRx...1xcB2.96%
07Div6...P32TAUTOPSY2.66%
0839Jg...yPCq2.46%
093mWG...kn8eAUTOPSY2.41%
10EEtY...4KDN2.12%