TWO COFFEES AND A BEER/C9SR..pump
TERMINAL
Two Coffees and a Beer

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Concentration, velocity, and existential meaninglessness

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
48/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$4.9K
-86.9% · 24h
Liquidity
$5.6K
Volume 24h
$149.6K
Holders
37
Price CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.72B
Price USD
$1.72e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Beverage-Themed Dream Dies Spectacularly

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the Two Coffees and a Beer token in its final moments—a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already drained of 86.9% of its life force. The predators have fed well; the top ten holders clutch 80% of this dying beast's remaining essence. Nature, it seems, is far more merciful than decentralized finance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$5.6K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$149.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, velocity, and existential meaninglessness
Patient Note

Two Coffees and a Beer: A token so intoxicated with its own premise, it forgot to stay liquid.

Holders

§ 04 · 37 wallets
Top 1
99.1%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01EPVB...ZXxu99.06%
02AHrW...EUSw0.25%
03GGy6...mZch0.22%
047hwQ...hE1U0.19%
058psN...VRtf0.09%
06Gpwd...bnmq0.05%
07BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.04%
08EeVP...FLNh0.03%
0936fS...rP9o0.01%
10G3Lo...ZeKs0.01%