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CAUSE OF DEATH

Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely an hour ago, already flatlined. The 156% price swing suggests investors discovered what we call 'catastrophic illiquidity' — a condition wherein one cannot actually leave, despite the frantic thrashing of 38 panicked holders.

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