GOBLIN LANGUAGE MODEL/C8D9..pump
FLATLINED
Goblin Language Model

Goblin Language ModelC8D9ubsvB1SA2to12SWHnZvb4oP7bXnBL9p2eFc5pump

$GLMC8D9..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets extreme concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$6.3K
+121.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$29.2K
Holders
6
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.11B
Price USD
$2.11e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Goblin Language Model Dies Speaking Only Lies

Here we observe the Goblin Language Model in its final hours—a creature that achieved a remarkable 121% price swing whilst possessing absolutely no liquidity to escape from. With 87% of its population concentrated in the hands of merely ten holders, this token has become a masterclass in the predator-prey dynamic, where the predators have already consumed the exit.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$29.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets extreme concentration
Patient Note

It spoke in tongues of 121% gains, but died screaming into a void worth zero dollars.

Holders

§ 04 · 6 wallets
Top 1
93.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01CeQz...uVKR93.94%
02Esdr...udRr3.70%
03GmfC...AP3B1.98%
04Gfq5...TRh7AUTOPSY0.38%
058psN...VRtf0.00%
06AnMj...tLQa0.00%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
9.90 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
9.90 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 35d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known