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Glowcat: A One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe Glowcat, a peculiar specimen that emerged merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic collapse. The creature's 365% volatility suggests not growth, but rather the violent convulsions of a dying organism—a pump so aggressive it achieved escape velocity before crashing back to earth. With zero liquidity and 61% of its mass concentrated in the hands of a select few, this token died not with a whimper, but with a thoroughly orchestrated rug pull.