CAUSE OF DEATH
Hour-Old Wonder Child Dies of Spectacular Gravity
In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already shedding twelve percent of its value like a molting serpent. The PROMISES token, ironically named, kept but one commitment—to demonstrate that revoked authorities cannot revoke the laws of market physics.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant mortality syndrome meets exit liquidity
EPITAPH
"It promised everything and delivered a twelve-percent loss in an hour—truly, no token has ever been more honest about its intentions."