THE ULTIMATE GOONER/C62y..pump
FLATLINED
The Ultimate Gooner

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Liquidity evaporation meets concentration catastrophe

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
Volume 24h
$0.1000
Holders
10
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.40B
Price USD
$2.40e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Ultimate Gooner's One-Hour Fever Dream

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, already displaying the violent convulsions of a 185% pump. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it thrashed about with $135k in volume before discovering the cruel truth: zero liquidity means even the exit doors were never real. A cautionary tale in how quickly nature culls the delusional from the merely optimistic.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$0.1000 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration catastrophe
Patient Note

It achieved escape velocity in one direction only: straight down, taking dreams and wallets along for the ride.

Holders

§ 04 · 10 wallets
Top 1
99.9%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01EJdH...5ToS99.90%
027vuq...H36g0.03%
034uLh...vec40.02%
048psN...VRtf0.02%
05DeAB...cw6i0.02%
064i8R...f8DY0.01%
07DvV1...X1Tr0.00%
08BURN...RFgL0.00%
09ESqr...asMT0.00%
10C3DB...sHNr0.00%